Wednesday, May 26, 2010

Hot Tub HNT

The hot tub just may be the best thing I ever purchased.


HAPPY HOT TUB HNT


FYI!

MY 'FIRST ANNUAL BLOGGER HOT TUB & POOL PARTY' IS ONLY 72 DAYS AWAY ON AUGUST 7TH.

OS WILL BE THERE, SHUMPY WILL BE THERE. TARA TAINTON WILL BE THERE. EVEN VIXEN AND A COUPLE OF HOT FRIENDS MIGHT BE THERE.

THE QUESTION IS, WILL YOU BE THERE?


Thursday, May 20, 2010

How time flies. It seems like just yesterday that Osbasco came up with a great idea. An idea that has grown and grown into something that gave us all much pleasure and allowed us to show our naughty side. This week we were to post our first HNT and duplicate it 5 years later. Here's as close as I could come. Enjoy.

Here is my first HNT. I posted it on August 10, 2005. I give you me and my socks!


Here I am almost five years later, me and my 40 year old army socks.



You too can participate in Half-Nekkid Thursday here.


HAPPY 5TH YEAR HNT ANNIVERSARY OS.




Thursday, May 13, 2010

Last week not that anyone pays attention anymore I posted a story about the 40th anniversary of getting out of the army. That post brought back some great and some not so great memories, but trust me, most of those memories were great.

This week I came across one of my army fatigue shirts. It is one of the ones I wore right after I got back from Vietnam. I only weighed about 112 lbs, but surprise, surprise, I could still button it.


Come on, one button counts, doesn't it?


HAPPY STILL BUTTONING MY ARMY FATIGUES HNT

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

LeBron James Soon To Be a NY Knick ...... I hope.

I can't wait! It looks like a lock that Lebron James will be traded to the NY Knicks. He's been made an offer most men and many women, wouldn't refuse!

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LeBron James -- Free Lap Dances for Life, If ...

LeBron James just got the sweetest offer in the history of mankind to move from Cleveland to the New York Knicks -- a lifetime of free stripper action.

The Cleveland Cavaliers star -- who will become a free agent after this season -- is getting million-dollar offers from several franchises to make the switch to their team ... but if LeBron inks a deal with the Knicks, New York's premiere strip club Scores says it'll give the basketball star:

- A free lifetime of lap dances
- A "LeBron James Day" when all the strippers will wear his jersey
- And free food for life at the strip club's very own steakhouse

Good luck competing with that Utah!

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Wednesday, May 05, 2010

HAPPY 40TH ANNIVERSARY TO ME HNT!

Forty years ago I was drafted into the United States Army. It wasn't all bad, the second year was a blast!

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I was drafted into the United States Army on May 6, 1968 at the ripe old age of 19 years, 6 months and 2 days. Government policy at the time was to draft all men into the military at 19 ½ years of age if they hadn’t already joined or had a deferment of some kind. I almost joined earlier that year, but backed out to take my chances with the draft.

Although draftees were a small minority (16%) in the U.S. armed forces, they comprised the bulk of infantry riflemen in Vietnam (88% in 1969). They accounted for more than half the army's battle deaths. Because of student and other deferments, the draft and the casualties fell disproportionately upon working-class youths, black and white.

My father and stepmother drove me down to the draft board office in Smithtown NY that morning where I checked in and was put on a bus for the ride to Fort Hamilton in Brooklyn for induction. I remember staring out the window during the ride into Brooklyn wondering if I would live through this adventure and make it back home again after it was all over.

We arrived in at Fort Hamilton about an hour or so later, where we were interviewed and given a short physical. They asked a lot of questions to try and find out if we were medically fit, gay or mentally challenged. Not surprisingly, some were turned down. Those that were accepted, me included, were sent into in a room with lines painted on the floor and a large American flag in front. We were told to line up along the lines and then “asked” to step forward to "voluntarily" be sworn in.

At the final phase of the induction process, a military recruiting officer will order the Registrant, and any other Registrants present, to "line up on the line.” (a line, or several lines, is/are painted on the floor). A military recruiting officer will then order all those "joining the army,” (or whatever) to “take one step forward” … THOSE WHO LINE UP AS ORDERED AND TAKE ONE STEP FORWARD JUST "VOLUNTEERED!" BY TAKING ONE STEP FORWARD, YOU CONVERT YOUR "REGISTRANT" STATUS INTO THAT OF AN "INDUCTEE"!!!!

The oath is administered:"I, (state your name) do solemnly swear that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the Constitution of the United States of America and will defend it against all enemies foreign and domestic, and will obey the orders of the President and the officers appointed over me, so help me God."


Well, that was it, I was now the property of the United States Army. We were then lead out of the room and broken down into smaller groups depending where we were assigned. I was assigned to Fort Jackson in South Carolina, where ever that was. My group got on a bus for the ride to JFK airport in Queens. When our plane landed in Columbia South Carolina a few hours later, we were met by someone from the Army and put on another bus for the ride to Fort Jackson where the fun really started.

As soon as the bus pulled to a stop in front of the Reception Center, the meanest man I’ve ever come in contact with up to that point in my young life, jumps on the bus and starts yelling and screaming orders. “OFF THE BUS! DOUBLE TIME! LINE UP!" and all kind of crap like that.

I spent one week at the reception center where we were given haircuts, tested a lot and were issued our uniforms. Then it was off to 8 weeks of basic training (where I met much more mean men). Next it was 8 weeks of Advanced Individual Training (AIT) not to far from where I took basic training (the men were a lot less mean here, but not nice by a long shot) where we were actually taught to be infantryman. I graduated from AIT with the rank of PFC, issued my orders for Vietnam and then given 30 days leave.

When my leave was over I caught a plane out of JFK airport in Queens bound for San Francisco California. I spent one night in a hotel room crammed in with about 8 other guys. I slept on the floor that night. The next morning I reported to the Oakland Army Terminal to begin my processing for deployment to Vietnam. I spent a few days in Oakland before getting my orders and then boarded another bus ride to the airport where we boarded a Flying Tiger Airlines plane and headed out across the Pacific on a 25 hour plane ride.

Our first stop was in Hawaii where they refueled and changed crews. We were sent to a deserted terminal while this happened, where they could keep an eye on us. When we got back on the plane, attendance was taken and one guy had bailed. Next stop was Midway Island for refueling. Midway is literally just an airstrip in the middle of a lot of small islands. We were suppose to stop in Guam next, but a typhoon diverted us to the Philippines instead. Here they refueled and changed flight crews. The whole time up to now, we flew with the sun in daylight, but the rest of the way was in the dark.

Things got pretty quite on this last leg of our journey because reality was setting in fast. I did manage to sleep a little, but mostly I just did a lot of thinking and trying to imagine what was in store. Once over Vietnam, the stewardess announced we were over the country and to wake up and get ready for landing. I remember looking out the window; I had a window seat, and seeing the vast darkness and every once in a while, a small point of light.

It wasn’t long before we were landing at Bien Hoa airbase in Vietnam which about 20 miles northeast of Saigon. The date was October 6, 1968 somewhere around 11:00 at night if I remember correctly. Just before getting off the plane, the flight crew thanked us for flying Flying Tiger Airlines and said something like “We hope to see all of you back with us in a year for the ride home”. We all looked at each other wondering which of us here wouldn’t make that flight back to the "World".

Bien Hoa Air Base was located 20 mi (30 km) NE of Saigon and near the infamous LBJ (Long Bien jail), which was the in-country military prison compound. Bien Hoa was also a huge munitions storage area. The base itself was upgraded from an old French post, and still had many of the old French buildings and small concrete bunkers scattered around the perimeter.





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If you want to read the best parts, check out my Vietnam Story blog.


HAPPY 40TH ANNIVERSARY TO ME HNT!

Thursday, April 29, 2010

NEW TV HNT

I bought a new TV for my living room. It's a 52" Sharp Full HD 120Hz LED HDTV and she is AWESOME! The best part is that PC Richards gave me 24 months at 0% interest to pay it off.

No, on second thought, watching my favorite amateur porn star in near life size is. Behold, my dear real life friend in all her naked glory, Tara Tainton.


Do me a favor and stop by Tar's web site and say hi. Make sure you tell her I sent you.


HAPPY NEW TV HNT!

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Can't wait for Summer HNT!


The hot tub, so many BBQs, skinny dipping & kissing my baby in the pool. Have you made your reservations for the First Annual Blogger Pool Party on August 7th?


Thursday, April 15, 2010

UN-HAPPY TAX DAY HNT!



Today, April 15th, is the worst day of the year for me. Especially this year, because I owe so much in income taxes. All of the money I used for my outdoor projects comes out of my IRAs, which of course, is taxable at the normal tax rate. Right now I feel like I've given the tax man everything, even the shirt off my back.


UN-HAPPY TAX DAY HNT!

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Today is also Os' birthday, so stop by and wish him, okay? If so inclined to give him a gift, I'm sure he would appreciate naughty pictures.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY OS!



Thursday, April 08, 2010

SUMMER CANNOT GET HERE SOON ENOUGH HNT!

It was 84F here today and felt almost like summer. I said almost because..........

....... the pool isn't open.









I haven't BBQ'd yet, but I did clean the grill today so it's ready.









The waterfall isn't on yet. I really love the waterfall.










I'm not floating around in the pool with my gin & tonic and .........









........ watching the girls get naughty.

IS IT SUMMER YET HNT!

Speaking of summer. My "First Annual Blogger Hot Tub & Pool Party" is on August 7th. You have 3 months, 120 days to get your plane tickets and get your ass over here.

Os bought his tickets, how about you?



Sunday, April 04, 2010

It's been fun......

.... but I have to put some clothes on.

I've basically spent the last few days naked, except when I was out shopping, then back to naked. My son Brian went to Detroit with his girl friend Amy for a few days to watch a couple of Red Wings games. They left Thursday and are coming back today sometime.

Sadly, I have to wear something while I'm out of my bedroom.

Thursday, April 01, 2010

Gormet Pizza HNT

Fridays is 'Pizza Night' at my place. I was tired of making the usual, so I made one I never made before, a "bacon, chicken & ranch" pizza. Here's how I did it.

Pre-bake a fresh whole wheat crust for 8-minutes at 450F. While the crust bakes, fry up one-pound of your favorite bacon, then crush it into something resembling bacon bits, yes, one-pound of bacon.

Next chop up an entire bunch of green onions, yes, an entire bunch.

What's the matter? You don't like onions & bacon?

Now the decision part.

You'll need some chicken. There are a bunch of options, but I chose to open a can of chicken and use that. You can bake a chicken and use some of that, or grill some chicken or even saute some diced chicken, but I took the lazy way out and used canned.

When the pizza crust is done baking and all the decisions are made, pour the ranch dressing on the crust. Use as much as you want, but not enough to make the crust soggy.

In my house that's 1/2 of the bottle of Ranch dressing.

Hey! I like ranch dressing.

Then dump on the rest of the ingredients; bacon, chicken, green onions and spread it out evenly.

Finally, dump on a 2-cup bag of your favorite shredded cheese, in this case, Monterey Jack cheese and spread it evenly.

Put the pie in the oven and bake it for about 6-8 minutes or until the cheese is evenly melted.

DON'T OVER BAKE IT, LESS YOU RUIN THE CHEESE.

Start watching it after 6 minutes or you may be sorry and ov er cook the cheese. Nothing worse than brown cheese on a pizza.

After all this, you have one of the best pizzas you'll ever eat.

Presenting my first
'Bacon, Chicken, Ranch Pizza'.



It was VERY GOOD and one of the best I've ever eaten.
Hey, everything is better with bacon?



HAPPY "DAMN, I'M A GOOD COOK" HNT!


PS

Come to my pool party on August 7th and you might be lucky enough to taste some of the tasty treats I have planned.

Os will there, so don't disappoint us by not showing up.




Thursday, March 25, 2010

Flash Back to My First HNT


Time sure does fly.

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Wednesday, August 10, 2005

My 1st Half-Nekkid Thursday

I wanted to start off with something a little less risque so as not to excite y'all too much.


You too can participate in Half-Nekkid Thursday here.

Thursday, March 18, 2010

ANOTHER FLASH BACK HNT

Let me take you back to 1973.

Barbara and I got married in July, 1972. About a year later, it started to hit me at how much I missed having a dog around. So we bought some dog books and researched the traits and size of different breeds of dog. We finally settled on a Cairn Terrier. Meet our puppy Fritz.


Fritz lived a long and happy life, 17 years, and brought so much joy into our lives. I still miss him.



HAPPY FLASH BACK TO 1973 HNT!



Bonus! Play the 'CAN YOU GUESS HER MUFF?' game! You try to guess what each girl does with her hair. It doesn't matter if you get it right, because there aren't any prizes, but it's fun guessing. Click here.

GREAT NEWS!

Os purchased his airplane tickets for New York and my the 'First Annual BTExpress Blogger Pool Party'. He was able to get a good price because he booked early, so make sure you get yours before the rush. The party is on Saturday, August 7th. You're all invited, so be there or be square.

Sunday, March 14, 2010

Damn!

Just found out that today is national steak and a blow job day. I didn't get either. :-(

Thursday, March 11, 2010

HOLY SHIT!

I totally lost a day this week, so I missed HNT. It can't be old age, because I haven't grown since my 18th birthday. Man, I had a good post too. Oh well, next week then.

Thursday, March 04, 2010

FLASH BACK HNT

I got nothing this week, so here's one of me from 2005 having a beer.


HAPPY HNT!



Wednesday, February 24, 2010

Rest In Peace Bill HNT

Lori's father passed away last week.
The world is a poorer place without Bill.

William H. Colwell
September 19, 1924 - February 18, 2010




I miss the old guy and truly loved him. We got along so well and had so much in common it was scary. Like me, he had a great sense of humor, loved the honeys as he called them and was an electronic technician like I was. He was also a veteran of the army.

Bill was born, raised and except for his time in the military, lived there for the remainder of his life. Bill enlisted in the United States Army Air Force in 1942 and served as a radio operator in a C-47 cargo plane during the last few years of World War II. His unit was based in China and flew supplies back and forth to the front in support of China during those years.

(FYI, Japan and China had been at war since 1937, which was called the "Second Sino-Japanese War". That war ended when Japan surrendered at the end of World War II.)

In 1947 the Army Air Force was turned in to the Air Force, which is where Bill served the remainder of his tour until he retired in 1965. After Bill retired he used his electronics training to repair TVs and such until he retired. He used to drive around the area on garbage day looking for TVs put out for trash. He repaired them and then either gave them away or sold them for the cost of the parts it took to repair them. He also gave more than a few to his church.

Bill is in God's hands now and I'll miss him.

Rest In Peace Bill HNT



Sunday, February 21, 2010

Meet Marvin, Men's answer to Maxine!!!



Men strike back!

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How many men does it take to open a beer?

None. It should be opened when she brings it.
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?

Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?

It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows
them to stand closer to the kitchen sink.
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?

When she starts a sentence with 'A man once told me....'
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How do you fix a woman's watch?

You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?

The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.

It's called a Wedding Cake.
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Why do men die before their wives?

They want to.
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Women will never be equal to men...

...until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
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Thursday, February 18, 2010

2010 Olympics HNT

The Olympic Flame or Olympic Torch is a symbol of the Olympic Games. Commemorating the theft of fire from the Greek god Zeus by Prometheus, its origins lie in ancient Greece, where a fire was kept burning throughout the celebration of the ancient Olympics.

During the torch's trek though the USA, Lori and I had the pleasure of hosting the torch bearer for one night.



Happy 2010 Olympics HNT



Tuesday, February 16, 2010

For funny medical info from Nestles, .....

..... call the Nestle Hot line at 1-800-295-0051. When asked if you want to continue in English or Spanish, wait quietly for about 10 seconds and you will smile. Keep going and press 4. then press 7.

I actually LOL.

PS
I know some of you are concerned, so here a medical up date on the condition I mentioned yesterday. My dick feels so much better. Carry on.