
The maid wench named Lori
Then bent over near
And with a grin on my face
I reached for my beer

It was ice cold and refreshing
As I stared at her rack
Then with eyes on her body
I asked, "Where is my snack"?

There were nachos piled high
With chili and cheese

And Buffalo styled wings,
She was trying to please.......
A sandwich piled thickWith a bun soft & fine
And I watched as she turned
And flashed her behind!

Now away with you wench
And get back to your chores

I'll see you at half time
For maybe some more!

Prince's halftime show was nothing, you see
Cuz it didn't come close
To the one Lori gave me.
The feather duster and apronWere just a start
Next came the dress
"Damn this wench is so hot!"

The stockings were last
Oh man what a site
"Happy HNT to you all
And to all a good-night!"
Love it!
ReplyDeleteYou 2 so have it going on Tony!!! I love this I tell ya:-).
ReplyDeleteHands down, no contest the BEST HNT EVER!!!
ReplyDeleteI love it.
You guys are AWESOME!
HHNT!
Well I you were ready for some FOOTBALL...
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OMG this was THE most awesome HNT I have ever seen!! LOL That was way atoo cool!!! I've said it befoare, I will say it again.....You 2 rock!! :)
ReplyDeleteHHNT!! :)
Absolutely love it!!!
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If my superbowl parties would turn out like that, I might actually have one!
ReplyDeleteHappy HNT!
well I am glad to hear someone enjoyed that damn game!
ReplyDeleteHahaha!
ReplyDeleteYou are too cute.
Share that beer with me?
Looks like ya'll are having WAY too much fun over there!
ReplyDeleteWhat a happy HN Superbowl it must have been!
Very creative! HHNT!
ReplyDeletethe last couple a bit strange - but hey whatever works for you. happy hnt
ReplyDeleteI am really really impressed!
ReplyDeleteY'all are both sexy and smart! HHNT
you two are so cute. I loved it. HNT
ReplyDeleteThat is too funny....
ReplyDelete...scary in a way, too, but...mostly funny! HHNT
Jodes - I can't help where the woman tosses her clothes. ;-)
ReplyDeletehahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI have to agree that this is the best HNT ever!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKudos to the creative couple.
Okay, now this is one brilliantly written, brilliantly executed photo series and story. I'm in awe! Way to go you two, and thanks for the wonderful laugh!
ReplyDeleteAwesome Tony. You two are the best.
ReplyDeleteYou guys are just too cool!
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That is way too cute!!
ReplyDeleteLove you guys! Hey Lori said that she would bring you out here and you would feed me while I am recouping!
xo
lucky lucky man!
ReplyDeleteYOU are a funny guy - great photos - Happy HNT
ReplyDeleteOh this was fun Tony!!! Send lotsa love to Lori!!
ReplyDelete*LOL* I love it!
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