2. Dive gracefully into the water. (Don't fall face first into the water like this guy did.)
3. Glide smoothly into the water making as small a splash as possible. (Again, don't do what this guy did. He made the mistake of making sure his body was parallel with the surface of the water when he hit. He not only made a big splash with the belly flop, this also gave him severe abdominal pain.
4. Reward yourself with the favorite meal of your choice for a job well done. (Or in this guys case, he consoled himself with this lobster dinner for being a schmuck.)
Note: For the story behind this story, check out the post immediately below. Or not, that's up to you.
oh, yes, tony, i see now~! this is a group of pictures showing how NOT to do something~! (except the cooking, which i know is good!)
ReplyDeleteI want to go diving...
ReplyDeleteOUCH .. I know that pain!
ReplyDelete~happy hnt~
next time...loose the suit! *~*Happy HNT*~*
ReplyDeleteLooks really fun :)
ReplyDeleteExcept for the painful part! HHNT
I came by earlier... but blogger was being difficult. But I'm back, my friend! Cheers and Happy HNT!
ReplyDeleteWell it allpaid off int he end.....great looking lobster dinner!! hehe mmmmm
ReplyDeleteHHNT ;)
LOL Well it looks like you did deserve lobster after that belly flop!
ReplyDeleteHHNT Tony!
damn.. that had to hurt!
ReplyDeleteLove the pics though....HHNT!
Happy belated birthday to Lori, sounds like she had a great day. Thanks for the diving tips! Happy HNT
ReplyDeleteMs SD
Sorry, go here! :)
ReplyDeleteHappy HNT!
LOL...
ReplyDeleteBelated Happy Birthday to Lori.
I also wanted to tell you how interesting I find your Vietnam blog. I read it last night. Thanks so much for sharing.
LOL - actually, it was a pretty graceful entrance into the water when you consider the small splash radius.
ReplyDeleteCan I come over and try my own belly flop to see if I can put a wave over the hedges?
Happy HNT Lobster Boy!
ow ow OOWWWWW!
ReplyDeleteI'm laughing with you, not at you...
That looks eerily similar to my dives. I've never been able to dive correctly into a pool. I can cannonball the hell out of it though! haha. happy hnt!
ReplyDeleteI read "diving" as "driving" and thought "what the heck is he doing at a pool?". Now who's the dork? LOL BTW belly flops HURT. Like hell.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite meal, too! HHNT!
ReplyDeleteI lifeguarded for many years, you have to start diving from the side of the pool, on one knee, then move up to the board! ;)
ReplyDeleteAs for the Lobster, SUPER YUMMIES! :)
Happy HNT
Happy belated bday to Lori - I've been too swamped to keep up with all the goings on over here! Hope she likes the laptop. What a great gift!
ReplyDeleteLoved the old cars & the update on your Good Partner Willy!
Have a great HNT!
Hey there's some splash there! No 10, maybe an 8.4.
ReplyDeleteSorry I've not been around- I miss the blog world, and I'm so happy you're hapyp with Lori. You totally deserve it. I'm not sure about whether she deserves a dirty old man like you, though! : )
And the cars? I WANT THEM.
Love it! You are really just getting better and better.
ReplyDeleteIf being a schmuck gets you a lobster dinner, I'm thinking that's the better deal.
ReplyDeleteThat dinner looks great. And I am so happy that you and Lori are so happy.
ReplyDeleteSEND ME SOME OF THAT LOBSTER FOR MY BIRTHDAY!!!
ReplyDeleteLove the commentary!
ReplyDeleteHHNT!
LMAO at that pic of you in your swimming trunks!
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